SarcasmoJones
Shared on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:36I was awake less than 5 minutes this morning and I found myself engaged in a heated argument over which cat turd smelled worse. I get to work and one of the "office nerds" starts complaining that I have distributed all of my passwords to everyone in the office because one of the CSRs wanted to "check on a package" that was shipped Friday. Still kinda mad about the cat turd thing...
- SarcasmoJones's blog
- Log in or register to post comments
Comments
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 12:54
How's the headphones smell?
Submitted by SarcasmoJones on Mon, 10/15/2012 - 15:52
Like plastic and earwax...why, are you taking a survey or something?
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 07:51
Guess I remembered a vague comment or snark about someone's cat attempting to digest their headset, brought on by your early morn debate on aromatic fecal superiority/inferiority?
Submitted by SarcasmoJones on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 09:26
Nah...here's the deal on the cat shit. I'm not a morning person, i can't even really be called an early afternoon person. as a consequence of staying up late to either write or play games I like to get out of bed exactly 10 minutes before I have to leave the house...the extreme state of panic has proven to be motivational. 2 minutes before I jump out of bed the headphone chewing bitch of a cat takes a huge, orange, wet, vile, and nasty loaf of a shit in the litterbox located in the master bathroom. I go in to brush my teeth and immediately start to gag, (Virgo with a weak stomach, I'm afraid) which upset my wife because the poor little cat can do no harm and apparently shits fucking rose petals. I take my toothbrushing to the hall bathroom, wife in tow, where she informs me that the litterbox in the hall bathroom actually smells worse than the one in the master bath. My wordless retort was to close the bathroom door on her, effectively stopping her mid-sentence, because it was too early for me(and my stomach) to brush my teeth and discuss cat shit simultaneously. Shutting the door offended my lovely red-headed wife who proceeded to blast off in an early morning rant about what an asshole I was...for not wanting to debate cat shit while getting ready for work in the few precious seconds i allot for that each day.
Submitted by Oldschool 2o4f on Wed, 10/17/2012 - 12:56
Totally get it. My scheduleis so tight in the morning that if someone simply gets up and wants to hit the head I'm gonna be running late.
Fresh shit always trumps old shit, so that settles the turdebate.
Oh, and I think I see another variable that might influence the rant. Did you say your wife is a red head? (hormonal powderkeg on legs...) Toss in the poor innocent kitty and I'd say it was your fault the cat didn't shit rose petals...
My wife labels me a morning person because I've always had jobs that necessitated rising before the sun, but I don't think she gets that it's been that way in spite of my preferences...
Submitted by CProRacing on Thu, 10/18/2012 - 14:12
Just like been back at home