Shit I've Said While Playing Skyrim

1) Bonemeal: it's the most important meal of the day.

2) Why won't these children burn?

3) The Falmer weren't watching you, Einstein...the Falmer are blind.

4) I'm only level 8...where are all of these Legendary Dragons coming from?

5) Here's a septim, now go buy some fucking cough syrup.

6) Why are these people already dead? Oh yeah, werewolf rampage.

7) Pardon me madam, but I believe that you have impaled yourself with your broom. Quit playing like it didn't happen and go get some help.

8) It's Motherfucking Murder Time!!

9) Hey Esbern, don't stand so close to the edge. Fus Roh Dah Motherfucker! That's why.

10) I'm not killing Paarthunax, so take your little Blades outfit and shove it up your ass.