From the Twisted Garage of Sarcasmo Jones

Hello friends

A lot of folks racing in public lobbies  are saying "Jones, I'm so tired of Timmy wrecking me in those public lobbies. What can I do?" Well pardner, look no farther. Your ol' pal Sarcasmo Jones has just the car guaranteed to shut down a public lobby and send those kids spinning into the sand: the Jones-tuned B-Class 52 Lincoln Continental. It's got genuine pleather seats, power windows, power locks, and enough trunk space for 6 1/2 car-ramming Timmies. This 5,115 lb bulldozer of a car is powered by a supercharged 503hp engine that goes from 0-60 in 6.2 seconds with a top speed of 173 mph. There ain't a car on the track that can defend itself against a 2 1/2 ton Lincoln bearing down on it at over 170 mph. Nice knowing you, Timmy...see you at the funeral! This tune can only be found on my storefront...free of charge.