Greetings and salutations.

Hi all.

My gaming history goes back more years than I care to recall...it all started some time in the seventies. My first console was manufactured by Binatone and was powered by six C cell batteries. It played Pong, came with 2 paddles and had a beige lightgun that you could shoot 1 inch sized single side scrolling pixels with. I felt like a god.

Then there was a ZX Spectrum with its little rubber keyboard and Lunar Jetman. I was in love. Then I found out about alcohol and girls and gaming took a major sideline. Then I got married.

Soon after, I bought a Playstation followed by a Dreamcast, then a PS2, an Xbox, a 360 and then a PS3. Married life is awesome.

A couple of weeks before Christmas 2013 I became a proud parent to a new bouncing baby Xbox One. She was a big one at 16lbs and a few people have said she's ugly and stupid, but she's mine and she's beautiful to me.

So, yeah, I'm a grumpy old gamer with an Xbox One. Hi there.