***Editors Note-Long weekend so we got your New Releases up early so Coffee could enjoy...well...more coffee and perhaps booze!
Coffee Memoirs: I like my treasure like I like my baby steaks… Rare! Awkward yes, off to the races in making horrible impressions… however, if you are a Borderlands fan…? You can rejoice! Krieg is making his reappearance in Borderlands 3 as the location for expansion 4. Location? You heard me right meat bag, you will be going inside the head of the split personality psychopath himself! How I do not know, but what matters is we get to enjoy the “Fantastic Fustercluck” of a mind that is Krieg. The game has undergone many game updates, tweaks and level increases all adding to further enjoyment of the game. All aboard the pain train with its conductor, “The Meat Maestro.”
https://youtu.be/8-LN9xU9lLQ - Insanity, complete and utter insanity. Borderland 3 Expansion 4 trailer. September 10!
Kingdoms of Amalur: Re-Reckoning
Release Date: September 8, 2020
Platforms: PC, PS4, Xbox One
Hack’n slash, sneaky assassinations, magic temper tantrums… just as long as you lay waste to your enemies. You choose how in this Dark Siders’ish adventure.
Tell Me Why: Chapter Three
Release Date: September 10, 2020
Platforms: PC, Xbox One
It was a light week so tell me why not? Well, it is chapter 3 already? Twins reunite in a small community and share their slightly different memories trying to uncover the truth behind their mother’s death. A choose your own adventure saga that surrounds a disturbing story. Lacking in real consequences for your decision making may detract but I guess they need to make(/Sell) a few more chapters still so they can’t kill off their characters yet. If you have played this, leave some comments about what you thought about it?
Avicii Invector
Release Date: September 8, 2020
Platforms: NS
Do you enjoy chilling to EDM music and can maintain a level of capacity for sequence button hitting while smoking a bowl or hits off a bong? If you own a Switch, now is your time to shine. Must enjoy music and rhythm being the central part of the game. LSD users need not apply but flour to nose users may excel if they are fresh on the take. Reminds me of the Guitar Hero experience without the satisfaction of holding a guitar which would somehow, make the experience seem more meaningful? This is already out for a few other systems, but I can’t pass an opportunity to make a few cheap shots.
Have a great holiday weekend everyone! Or don’t… your choice!
