You Are Welcome Dipshit

Liger117

Shared on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 07:53
So, I’m going into the Post Office this morning and someone is behind me with a bunch of boxes in, so I hold the door open for him. Does he say, “Thank you?” No, of course not.

I hate when people don’t say thank you when I do something like that. Is it that hard?

You might be thinking, “So you hold doors open for people Liger, what do you want a fucking parade?”

Well, a parade would be nice; perhaps some bumper stickers or ribbons people could wear at award ceremonies to support me and my door opening. No really, a “Thank you” would be nice.

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NorthernPlato's picture
Submitted by NorthernPlato on Sat, 03/25/2006 - 09:27
you mean not everyone says, "and fuck you to fucker" when they do something nice for someone and that person doesnt say Thank You?  so it is just me then.  I hate it when Mrs.Plato is right.
Drost's picture
Submitted by Drost on Wed, 03/29/2006 - 11:12
Dipshit is such a good word. Almost as good as Dumbass.
DIE75's picture
Submitted by DIE75 on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 09:23
I feel ya. It also bothers me when I let someone into traffic and they dont wave a thank you.Bastards!!!
doodirock's picture
Submitted by doodirock on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 11:17
Totally agree.  I just say "Your Welcome" when something like that happens. 
T3muJin's picture
Submitted by T3muJin on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 12:49
I like to stand by the door and wait for them to come back, then open it and proceed to slam it in their face as they enter the doorway.  Then give them a hardy youre welcome fucker" :)
Falelorn's picture
Submitted by Falelorn on Fri, 03/17/2006 - 13:57
main reason I think most of the human race needs to be wiped out in some biblical type event.. fire, flood, or just a good enema
LadyisRed's picture
Submitted by LadyisRed on Sun, 03/19/2006 - 12:33
yeah, its amazing how many people have their head too far up their own asses to be able to see, and appreciate/thank the world around them. If you ever open the door for me (and let me know that you are liger) I will give you a crown and a sash.  you will be so pretty....

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