A lady is walking down the street to work and sees a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. After looking at the woman, the parrot says, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly."
Furious, the woman storms past the store. On the way home, she sees the same parrot. "Hey, lady, you are really ugly," the bird chirps again.
Now the woman is incredibly ticked. On her way to work the next day, she again sees the parrot, who yet again says, "Hey, lady, you are really ugly."
