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Tought of the day:

Stupidity is like death.  The dead doesn't know he's dead, it 's the others around him that suffer.  For the stupid, it's the same thing.....

Here's a joke about religion.  Please don't be offended by this, I mean no harm.

There's only 2 proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He took back his father's business.
2. He lived with his parents till the age of 33 believing that his mother was a virgin and she believed he was God.

But there's 3 proofs that Jesus was Mexican:

Here's a joke about religion.  Please don't be offended by this, I mean no harm.

There's only 2 proofs that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He took back his father's business.
2. He lived with his parents till the age of 33 believing that his mother was a virgin and she believed he was God.

But there's 3 proofs that Jesus was Mexican:

A friend just sent me this.  It's not something new because I saw the same thing going on since Windows 95 but it's still fun to see.

/*
     GNOT General Public License!
     (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "Win95.h"
#include "Win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

A friend just sent me this.  It's not something new because I saw the same thing going on since Windows 95 but it's still fun to see.

/*
     GNOT General Public License!
     (c) 1995-2007 Microsoft Corporation
*/

#include "dos.h"
#include "Win95.h"
#include "Win98.h"
#include "sco_unix.h"

class WindowsVista extends WindowsXP implements Nothing
{}

An old man comes back from a day of golf and says to his wife: 
-"It’s finished, I’ll never play golf again. "
-"Why?" ask his wife
-"My sight is not as good as it used to be and I always loose my ball"
-"You should bring my brother, he’s 80 but still have a really good sight, he could watch your ball for you."

An old man comes back from a day of golf and says to his wife: 
-"It’s finished, I’ll never play golf again. "
-"Why?" ask his wife
-"My sight is not as good as it used to be and I always loose my ball"
-"You should bring my brother, he’s 80 but still have a really good sight, he could watch your ball for you."

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. 

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. 

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.