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Shared on Tue, 06/19/2007 - 22:01

Overseas Tease

A newlywed sailor is informed by the navy that he�s going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the South Pacific for 2 years. A few weeks after he gets there he really starts to miss his new wife, so he writes her a letter.

"My darling," he writes, "it looks like we�re going to be apart for a very long time. Already I�m starting to miss you and we�re constantly surrounded by young, attractive native girls. The temptation�s terrible. I need some kind of hobby to keep my mind off them."

SexKitten

Shared on Tue, 06/19/2007 - 21:59

Sex Discussion

Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

SexKitten

Shared on Tue, 06/19/2007 - 21:59

Sex Discussion

Frenchman, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making.

"Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the
Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

"Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian
responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette
and told me she could never love another man."

When the American remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked,
"And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

"Once." he replied.

SexKitten

Shared on Tue, 06/19/2007 - 21:58

Don't listen to Him!!

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, �Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.�

The father explained, �No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.�

SexKitten

Shared on Tue, 06/19/2007 - 21:58

Don't listen to Him!!

A couple had been married for many years, and their son had gotten old enough to date. One day the boy brought a girl over to diner. The mother was thrilled with her son's choice and couldn't wait for the wedding. However, the father was upset and, eventually, the boy asked, �Dad, why don't you seem happy with her. Mom likes her a lot.�

The father explained, �No son, there's nothing wrong with the girl. It's just that I cheated on your mother a long time ago, and the girl you've been dating is my daughter by that woman.�

SexKitten

Shared on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 23:17

Rough Monday!

Today was a rough day, but the work part was great!  Just everything else sucked.  We crashed hard yesterday, the whole family was out by 630 pm....slept all night.  LOL we were tuckered out.  The kids and I because we had a busy weekend.  Kurupt because he doesn't sleep well and he really doesn't sleep when we are gone.  I think he slept good on Friday but not much on Saturday, he said he woke up at like 5 am Saturday morning.  Today was crazy.  The morning flew by like it always does, but I went at lunch to get his Xbox...we were supposed to get it last week but one something always came

SexKitten

Shared on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 23:17

Rough Monday!

Today was a rough day, but the work part was great!  Just everything else sucked.  We crashed hard yesterday, the whole family was out by 630 pm....slept all night.  LOL we were tuckered out.  The kids and I because we had a busy weekend.  Kurupt because he doesn't sleep well and he really doesn't sleep when we are gone.  I think he slept good on Friday but not much on Saturday, he said he woke up at like 5 am Saturday morning.  Today was crazy.  The morning flew by like it always does, but I went at lunch to get his Xbox...we were supposed to get it last week but one something always came

SexKitten

Shared on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 00:41

My Weekend

I had an awesome weekend.  Friday the kids and I drove to Olaney, Texas to visit my parents.  Kurupt decided to stay home.  I, being non directional, of course missed my exit onto 380W in Denton and was headed to Oklahoma.  I realized this about 20 minutes into the drive when I wasn't seeing signe for Decatur.  I was pissed.  Calculate the 40 minutes we sat in traffic to drive the 10 miles from Lewisville to Denton and you have us in the car for about an hour or so and we hadn't even left the metroplex!  It's only about an hour and a half drive total...so we should have almost been there. 

SexKitten

Shared on Mon, 06/18/2007 - 00:41

My Weekend

I had an awesome weekend.  Friday the kids and I drove to Olaney, Texas to visit my parents.  Kurupt decided to stay home.  I, being non directional, of course missed my exit onto 380W in Denton and was headed to Oklahoma.  I realized this about 20 minutes into the drive when I wasn't seeing signe for Decatur.  I was pissed.  Calculate the 40 minutes we sat in traffic to drive the 10 miles from Lewisville to Denton and you have us in the car for about an hour or so and we hadn't even left the metroplex!  It's only about an hour and a half drive total...so we should have almost been there. 

SexKitten

Shared on Sat, 06/16/2007 - 19:07

happy fathers Day

I am at my moms for a few days will be back home on Sunday to spend fathers day with my sexy husband!!  Have a great one!!!!!!!!!!

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