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Shared on Sun, 05/13/2007 - 16:04

Being A Mother!!!! Happy Mother's Day!!!

 

 

Somebody says it takes 6 weeks to get "back to normal" after you have a baby...

     That somebody doesn't know that once you are a mother "normal" is history.

Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct...

     That somebody never took a three year old shopping.

Somebody said being a mother is boring...

     That somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit!

Somebody said that if you are a "good" mother your child will "turn out "good"...

SexKitten

Shared on Sun, 05/06/2007 - 15:20

A female perspective.....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took
To drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
She hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on

SexKitten

Shared on Sun, 05/06/2007 - 15:20

A female perspective.....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion,
and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone
at a nearby table.

My wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," I sighed, "She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took
To drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear
She hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says my wife, "Who would think a person could go on

SexKitten

Shared on Fri, 05/04/2007 - 18:52

Mistress - don't try this at home !!!

 
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when 
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives 
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks 
away. 
 
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" 
 
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." 
 
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." 
 

SexKitten

Shared on Fri, 05/04/2007 - 18:52

Mistress - don't try this at home !!!

 
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when 
this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives 
the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, says she'll see him later and walks 
away. 
 
His wife glares at him and says, "Who the hell was that?" 
 
"Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." 
 
"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce." 
 

SexKitten

Shared on Fri, 05/04/2007 - 18:49

James Dean Car Curse

James Dean's car curse
In September 1955, James Dean was killed in a horrific car accident whilst he was driving his Porsche sports car. After the crash the car was seen as very unlucky.
a) When the car was towed away from accident scene and taken to a garage, the engine slipped out and fell onto a mechanic, shattering both of his legs.

SexKitten

Shared on Fri, 05/04/2007 - 18:49

James Dean Car Curse

James Dean's car curse
In September 1955, James Dean was killed in a horrific car accident whilst he was driving his Porsche sports car. After the crash the car was seen as very unlucky.
a) When the car was towed away from accident scene and taken to a garage, the engine slipped out and fell onto a mechanic, shattering both of his legs.

SexKitten

Shared on Wed, 05/02/2007 - 20:06

For us 80's and early 90's kids....

You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.

SexKitten

Shared on Wed, 05/02/2007 - 20:06

For us 80's and early 90's kids....

You Know You Grew Up In the 80's if:
1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.

SexKitten

Shared on Wed, 05/02/2007 - 19:52

Find the man in the coffee beans

The trick is to find the man in the coffee beans!

This is bizarre-after you find the guy-it's obvious.  Once you find him-it's embarrassing, and you think, why didn't I see him imediately?

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