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So let's all giggle before we die.  :lol:

So let's all giggle before we die.  :lol:

for all the good vibes this morning...and guess what....

I HAVE IT...w00t!!!  It's a decent job, pay is good, I can have my duties down in a couple days tops, and most importantly:  the company has been around for over 100 years, it isn't going anywhere and the long term looks good.  wooohoooooo.  I think I'm going to wake Sic up and tell him....hope he doesn't mind, lol.

And a very special thank you to, Ms. Cat,  I took your advice and rocked that shit.  :D 

w00t!!  Unemployed no longer!!  w00t!!

for all the good vibes this morning...and guess what....

I HAVE IT...w00t!!!  It's a decent job, pay is good, I can have my duties down in a couple days tops, and most importantly:  the company has been around for over 100 years, it isn't going anywhere and the long term looks good.  wooohoooooo.  I think I'm going to wake Sic up and tell him....hope he doesn't mind, lol.

And a very special thank you to, Ms. Cat,  I took your advice and rocked that shit.  :D 

w00t!!  Unemployed no longer!!  w00t!!

Sorry about the double but I need positive thoughts, prayers, and whatever else you've got to give. :) I've got interviews and appointments a plenty today and I could most definitely use some positive stuff around me, lol.

Oh yeah...did I ever tell you how much I HATE job hunting...it totally sucks ass!! Researching, sending out resumes, calling, emailing, showing up and asking for a job, interviewing... this is like a full time job, but I'm not being paid what my time is worth at all.

Sorry about the double but I need positive thoughts, prayers, and whatever else you've got to give. :) I've got interviews and appointments a plenty today and I could most definitely use some positive stuff around me, lol.

Oh yeah...did I ever tell you how much I HATE job hunting...it totally sucks ass!! Researching, sending out resumes, calling, emailing, showing up and asking for a job, interviewing... this is like a full time job, but I'm not being paid what my time is worth at all.

Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a penis.

After being diagnosed with a penis, 99.999% of patients find they have also been infected with testicles as well.

The only known cure for penis will require the penis to be turned inside out and shoved inside the body, the scar can sometimes slightly resemble a vagina.

Generally a person with a penis dies with a penis, no one is known to have lived for more than 120 years after being diagnosed with a penis.

Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a penis.

After being diagnosed with a penis, 99.999% of patients find they have also been infected with testicles as well.

The only known cure for penis will require the penis to be turned inside out and shoved inside the body, the scar can sometimes slightly resemble a vagina.

Generally a person with a penis dies with a penis, no one is known to have lived for more than 120 years after being diagnosed with a penis.

Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a vagina.

The only known cure for a vagina is expensive and painful, and will leave you with scar that resembles a penis.

Generally a person with a vagina dies with a vagina, no one is known to have lived for more than 116 years after being diagnosed with a vagina.

Most people diagnosed with a vagina were born with this medical condition.

Vagina's leech blood from their host and after 10-13 years will become full and will expel all excess blood in a regular monthly cycle.

Five out of ten people are diagnosed with a vagina.

The only known cure for a vagina is expensive and painful, and will leave you with scar that resembles a penis.

Generally a person with a vagina dies with a vagina, no one is known to have lived for more than 116 years after being diagnosed with a vagina.

Most people diagnosed with a vagina were born with this medical condition.

Vagina's leech blood from their host and after 10-13 years will become full and will expel all excess blood in a regular monthly cycle.