I'd like to give my off-the-top-of-the-dome review of Mass Effect... Now this is purely my opinion. I'm not telling anyone that they shouldn't buy it, that they shouldn't like it, or that they're idiots if they love the game. I understand from reading other reviews that it's got a good shot at winning Game of the Year. But, folks, if there is one place where I can spew my own unadulterated opinions, I'd hope that a gaming blog would be the place. So, without further ado, here is my review/opinion of Mass Effect...
I CANNOT STAND IT. Nay, I FUCKING HATE IT.