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Wow, in the past hour I have seen 1 woman crouched pissing in an alley, one dude blatently blow a red light about 20 seconds after it turned red and one 19-20 year old woman who appeared to be around 7 months pregnant choking down a cigarette in front of my local Safeway. I am disgusted.

Wow, in the past hour I have seen 1 woman crouched pissing in an alley, one dude blatently blow a red light about 20 seconds after it turned red and one 19-20 year old woman who appeared to be around 7 months pregnant choking down a cigarette in front of my local Safeway. I am disgusted.

All I can say is.........

Youjizz. FTW.

All I can say is.........

Youjizz. FTW.

Here is the actual bottle of the lube in question. As you can see it is a massage glide/personal lubricant/skin conditioner. It also claims to be my "New Best Friend". After repeated uses I can confirm that this is not the case.

Note the amount left in the bottle. It was half full before the lube debacle. EPIC FAIL.

Here is the actual bottle of the lube in question. As you can see it is a massage glide/personal lubricant/skin conditioner. It also claims to be my "New Best Friend". After repeated uses I can confirm that this is not the case.

Note the amount left in the bottle. It was half full before the lube debacle. EPIC FAIL.

Anyone have any ideas on how to get multiple lube stains out of a microfibre couch??

I just had my couch completely cleaned on Friday. It was looking great, all stains from the kids were gone. Then on Sunday during a late night love making session with my wife things got a little out of hand. I don't know what I was thinking but I must have went ballistic on the lube because this morning the couch looked seriously messed up. I hope I can get the lube stains out cause quite frankly explaining the stains to people who come over may be a little embarrasing.

Anyone have any ideas on how to get multiple lube stains out of a microfibre couch??

I just had my couch completely cleaned on Friday. It was looking great, all stains from the kids were gone. Then on Sunday during a late night love making session with my wife things got a little out of hand. I don't know what I was thinking but I must have went ballistic on the lube because this morning the couch looked seriously messed up. I hope I can get the lube stains out cause quite frankly explaining the stains to people who come over may be a little embarrasing.

    I encourage everyone on 2o2p to tune in this weeks Community Pulse because Episode 6 features none other than yours truly, ChiefBunny. I still have no idea why in the fuck LB, Caesar and Doodi wanted me in on the podcast but I am glad they invited me. It was a ton of fun and I think there is some great stuff you guys will be stoked to hear about regarding V3, the lan and Halo Reach. And if you are not interested in that we also talked about my wifes boobs, beer and how big of a deal Doodi is.

    I encourage everyone on 2o2p to tune in this weeks Community Pulse because Episode 6 features none other than yours truly, ChiefBunny. I still have no idea why in the fuck LB, Caesar and Doodi wanted me in on the podcast but I am glad they invited me. It was a ton of fun and I think there is some great stuff you guys will be stoked to hear about regarding V3, the lan and Halo Reach. And if you are not interested in that we also talked about my wifes boobs, beer and how big of a deal Doodi is.