We have had a good run together MW2, and a lot of good times. You were that attractive piece of ass that was an incredible fuck but after the 5th time you gave me Clamydia I can say it's time for you to go. Sure I will probably drunk dial you in the near future thinking you have changed and are not the dirty whore you are now but as for us dating exclusively, IT'S OVER. Don't worry though, you will still have people that want to fuck you despite your diseases.
We have had a good run together MW2, and a lot of good times. You were that attractive piece of ass that was an incredible fuck but after the 5th time you gave me Clamydia I can say it's time for you to go. Sure I will probably drunk dial you in the near future thinking you have changed and are not the dirty whore you are now but as for us dating exclusively, IT'S OVER. Don't worry though, you will still have people that want to fuck you despite your diseases.
ROFL. Those are the words I woke up to on Sunday morning
So I woke up on Sunday morning to the wife in bed asking me, "How are you feeling?". I say, not too bad and I have a headache. She says "Because you fell asleep with your dink in me last night." Me : "Really...." Wife : "Ya, you were horny after you came home so you took me upstairs wanting to have sex . You started to fuck me, then no word of a lie after 3 pumps you start snoring. You were out cold and I struggled to get your drunken snoring ass off of me."
ROFL. Those are the words I woke up to on Sunday morning
So I woke up on Sunday morning to the wife in bed asking me, "How are you feeling?". I say, not too bad and I have a headache. She says "Because you fell asleep with your dink in me last night." Me : "Really...." Wife : "Ya, you were horny after you came home so you took me upstairs wanting to have sex . You started to fuck me, then no word of a lie after 3 pumps you start snoring. You were out cold and I struggled to get your drunken snoring ass off of me."
Yes they still happen. I don't know what the fuck happened last night but I had a "Wet Dream" ROFL. First one I have had in many years. Here is how the dream went........
