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MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND

"Hello is this the Police Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack Murphy......He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood.  Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding it there...Shit loads of it!!"

"Thank you very much for the call sir."

The next day 12 St. Johns Police officers descend on Jacks' house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND

"Hello is this the Police Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack Murphy......He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood.  Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding it there...Shit loads of it!!"

"Thank you very much for the call sir."

The next day 12 St. Johns Police officers descend on Jacks' house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.  She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.  She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me?  I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.  She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.  She descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me sir, can you help me?  I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but I don't know where I am.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VzZ4gUgVo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9VzZ4gUgVo

A Pennsylvania man is languishing in county jail after he and his wife withdrew more than $175,000 erroneously credited to their bank account and legged it to Florida, AP reports.

Randy Pratt, 50, and missus Melissa, 36, of Bloomsburg, received the unexpected windfall when a $1,772.50 deposit into their FNB Bank account magically appeared as $177,250. Police said that instead of alerting the bank, they "withdrew the money, quit their jobs" and did a disappearing act.

A Pennsylvania man is languishing in county jail after he and his wife withdrew more than $175,000 erroneously credited to their bank account and legged it to Florida, AP reports.

Randy Pratt, 50, and missus Melissa, 36, of Bloomsburg, received the unexpected windfall when a $1,772.50 deposit into their FNB Bank account magically appeared as $177,250. Police said that instead of alerting the bank, they "withdrew the money, quit their jobs" and did a disappearing act.