Funny!!!

MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD IN NEWFOUNDLAND

"Hello is this the Police Office?"

"Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbour Jack Murphy......He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood.  Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hiding it there...Shit loads of it!!"

"Thank you very much for the call sir."

The next day 12 St. Johns Police officers descend on Jacks' house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no Marijuana.  They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jacks' house.

"Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd, did the police come round?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday Buddy!!"

(Newfoundlanders know how to get'er done!!)