It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There’s a tremendous amount of idiots who look so good. It’s frightening.
Please provide the date of your death.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Being stupid is its own reward
Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.
I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.
Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change.
