revslow's blog

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

When all else fails, read the directions.

Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Happiness can't buy money.

True friends always stab you in the front.

I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

When all else fails, read the directions.

Welcome to Hell...Here's your accordion.

He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.

The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.

Happiness can't buy money.

True friends always stab you in the front.

I'll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.

 Has anyone out there heard of being "seagulled"? We were watching tv and the said in the UK this is where some guy masterbates in his hand and then throws it on someone and yells "SEAGULL"! This is supposed to be done as a joke. I'm all for a good laugh but this goes beyond any reason. How do they live after such a act or even find it funny? From now on if I meet some guy and he's smiling, all I'll be looking at are his hands and trying to find a weapon. Peace out

 Has anyone out there heard of being "seagulled"? We were watching tv and the said in the UK this is where some guy masterbates in his hand and then throws it on someone and yells "SEAGULL"! This is supposed to be done as a joke. I'm all for a good laugh but this goes beyond any reason. How do they live after such a act or even find it funny? From now on if I meet some guy and he's smiling, all I'll be looking at are his hands and trying to find a weapon. Peace out

Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type

Excitable Type
Pants are twisted, cannot find hole, rips pants in anger.

Sociable Type
Joins pals for a piss whether he wants one or not.

Timid Type
Cannot piss if anyone is watching, pretends he has been and sneaks back later.

Noisy Type
Whistles loudly, peeps over partition to have a look at the other fellow's tool.

Indifferent Type