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To Whom It May Concern:

 

I tried to cancel my subscription through your website. My subscription continued and I received a monthly bill.

 

I paid the bill, and included a letter requesting that my subscription be cancelled and that I would not pay any more bills.

 

I then tried to cancel my subscription through your automated phone system. My subscription continued and I received another monthly bill.

 

I sent another letter informing you of my refusal to pay the current balance and requesting my subscription be cancelled and threatened legal action if you failed to do so.

 

Today I received a bill for the previous balance as well as another monthly bill.

 

I have now decided to begin paying my monthly debt to your company… in raw chicken parts.

 

Enclosed you will find a large  package of raw chicken worth $127.48. This should cover the months of June and July.

 

I look forward to your August bill.

 

Sincerely,

 

Your Customer