Humanity is doomed!!

cmoth

Shared on Mon, 09/03/2007 - 17:18
Sorry for the lag between entries. Been a long month.

Today, I thought I had met the most pig-ass ignorant person ever. Bear in mind that in my line of work, I run across some really insignificant intellects. However, the question this broad asked me today actually made me pause and seriously consider why she was aloud outside of her caretakers sight. Usually I'm just being an arrogant smart-ass when I ask people if they're dumb-asses. But, today, I was dead serious.

I took a break from my extra job to run across the street and get some grub. I had a craving for pork-fried-rice and needed a HUGE energy drink to keep myself interested. My extra job is working airport security for the TSA check-point so I was in my security guard uniform. I was sitting down waiting for my order when one of the wait staff (a female I have seen with several people I've arrested) asked me, "Is that a real gun?"

........

It took me several seconds before  I realized she wasn't being silly. I must have had a, "why are you sporting a second head growing out of your back" look because she asked it again. I asked her, "Is that a REAL question?"

Yep.

It was at that point that I thought for a moment that I was in the presence of real stupidity when she told me WHY she would ask such a question. Apparently, she has a friend, (yeah, shocked me too) that was an armored car security driver. His company issued him a REPLICA HANDGUN until they could get him a real one.

WTF!!??!!

I then realized that she was not the most stupid person in the world.....

... but, she did know him.

I have more entries to come.

Comments

doorgunnerjgs's picture
Submitted by doorgunnerjgs on Tue, 09/04/2007 - 07:32
Last thing in the world I would want is a fake gun. Either nothing or the real deal. A fake one will just get you killed. (Dumb sh!ts!)
cmoth's picture
Submitted by cmoth on Thu, 10/18/2007 - 05:27
That movie is on my top 10. "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", "Boondock Saints", "Suicide Kings", "Pool-Hall Junkies", "Blake Edward's S.O.B.", I could go on... But, Snatch is frickin hilarious.
cmoth's picture
Submitted by cmoth on Tue, 09/11/2007 - 22:51
Exactly, has no-one else seen the movie "Snatch"?
ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Mon, 09/03/2007 - 17:31
Well the bar of stupidity was raised recently by Miss Teen South Carolina. This means the waitress you encountered is a fucking genius. :)
PeepshowJanitor's picture
Submitted by PeepshowJanitor on Mon, 09/03/2007 - 17:48
Wonder. If the Armored Car guy gets held up,does he pull out the replica, point, make a loud bang-bang with his mouth and scream, "I got you, you're dead!"
microscent's picture
Submitted by microscent on Thu, 09/13/2007 - 19:28
Mine says: Desert Eagle five point O, yours says replica. Ha!

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