It should be illegal

It should be illegal to bring in Girl Scout thin mints into an engineering establishment. First, we don't need any fat - we sit on our asses all day. Secondly, how can you pass up a thin mint in that lovely little green box, wrapped in that silver lining... they beacon me like a lovely succubus atop a mountain of fresh lilies.

Ode To Girl Scout Thin Mints

Here we are my little friend,
So thin so mint so round,
My willingness just has to bend,
Your mintyness has been found,

Girl Scouts know your good to eat,
Taunting me with your sugars and sweets,
Your tastiness just can't be beat,
The cookie crunch is totally leet,

Self control has been hobbled,
Now it's time to gobble gobble gobble

*crunch crunch crunch*