Did you ever wonder....

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

According to WikiAnswers...

This is difficult question to answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Some say it depends on three factors:


The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.

The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.

The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.

Others say:


*He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

*If he could chuck wood, the woodchuck would chuck as much as he could!

*A woodchuck would chuck all the wood that the woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

*If a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would and should chuck wood. But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, they shouldn't and wouldn't chuck wood. Though were I a woodchuck, and I chucked wood, I would chuck wood with the best woodchucks that chucked wood.

*If a woodchuck could chuck wood, then s/he'd chuck all the wood, s/he'd chuck and chuck and chuck and chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

*It would chuck the amount of wood that she sells seashells on the seashore divided by how many pickles Peter Piper picks.

*One quarter of a sycamore if you give him a quarter for every quarter of the sycamore he cut.

*It might depend on how many female woodchucks were present. Or, it could depend on whether the woodchuck's mother-in-law was around or not. If she was, he'd be chucking all day. If not, he'd be watching the football game.

*Some maintain that woodchucks could not and would not chuck wood at all.

*It depends on how good his dentures are!

*A woodchuck, would chuck, as much wood, as a woodchuck, could chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood. But unfortunately, woodchucks do not chuck wood.

*About 5.72 fluid litres of wood

*About as many boards as the Mongol hoards would hoard if the Mongol hordes did hoard boards.

*Um....... 23????

*Tons. More than you can count. Honestly. No one can chuck more would than a woodchuck.

*If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it.

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What say you?

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