Durty's blog

...by this video.  I can't get it out of my head, it's been 3 days now.  Someone help me!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg[/youtube]

mmmm, chicken. 

In further news, I've hit over 150k blog views and I've only blogged 5 times this year, go slacker me!!  Bah, I really need to quit being such a sack of fail and put my fingers back to the keyboard on a more frequent basis.  Now I just need ideas on what to write about...I guess I should also put my brain to work.  :lol:

...by this video.  I can't get it out of my head, it's been 3 days now.  Someone help me!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcOWmjSBlg[/youtube]

mmmm, chicken. 

In further news, I've hit over 150k blog views and I've only blogged 5 times this year, go slacker me!!  Bah, I really need to quit being such a sack of fail and put my fingers back to the keyboard on a more frequent basis.  Now I just need ideas on what to write about...I guess I should also put my brain to work.  :lol:

Since we are all over 25, I figured you'd all get a kick out of this.  :lol:

Since we are all over 25, I figured you'd all get a kick out of this.  :lol:

Do you ever wonder if camels look down and say, "Holy crap!!!  I have a vagina foot!!!"?  Cuz I do. 

Do you ever wonder if camels look down and say, "Holy crap!!!  I have a vagina foot!!!"?  Cuz I do. 

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when
she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I
asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing
you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when
she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some
day. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I
asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing
you would do? '

She replied, 'I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people.'

Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal.' I told her, 'But you don't have to wait
until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and

A procrastinator to the nth degree. I fail in sharing sexy people on a frequent basis and I haven't really written about ANYTHING in forever. I hath uber failed and I'm very repentant, please forgive me.

So, yeah...looking back at my blogs over the last while, it seems as though I haven't blogged anything of any substance in months. Ahhh. Well, lots of things going on.

In the last few months the following randomness has occurred:
(If you don't care about random me/us stuff skip down to the bottom, that's where the 'fun' stuff will be, lol)

A procrastinator to the nth degree. I fail in sharing sexy people on a frequent basis and I haven't really written about ANYTHING in forever. I hath uber failed and I'm very repentant, please forgive me.

So, yeah...looking back at my blogs over the last while, it seems as though I haven't blogged anything of any substance in months. Ahhh. Well, lots of things going on.

In the last few months the following randomness has occurred:
(If you don't care about random me/us stuff skip down to the bottom, that's where the 'fun' stuff will be, lol)