Durty
Shared on Sat, 04/04/2009 - 12:05The definition of uncomfortable is: Your 11 year old son telling you that he has a small penis and wondering why it is so small and if it will ever get bigger. 
Yep...that was my night. Wonderful. Of course there were other things...but Friday night is Family Night and FN can be crazy, lol. We have crazy discussions, kiddos stay up until 3am, play card games, board games or video games, watch movies, if I'm being nice I let them have a soda and maybe ice cream. All around fun family stuff just spending time together. I really do love FN. :)
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).
We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The
teenager would look and find him staring every time.
When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my Dad,
I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response,
knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style he did not bat
an eye in his response.
'Got drunk once, and made love to a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'
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