God damned mother fucking son of a cock sucking whore!

Durty

Shared on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:28

Some stupid ass cunt bag spray painted my fucking car!!  I've got a nice bright fucking yellow stripe right down the side of my car.  I swear if I catch that shit stain I am going to rip him a fucking new asshole! 

I get woken up this morning by a college kid from down the street who apologizes for waking me but thought he'd let me know my car happened to be vandalized last night as well as his and everyone else who lives on this street.  I am seriously fucking pissed off....cops won't do anything, kid already called and told them about it....and not going to get anything done....because they fucking SUCK!!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

How do I get spray paint off my fucking car?!

 

Comments

corbin_dallas's picture
Submitted by corbin_dallas on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:32
Only thing I know of that removes spray paint is Acetone but I don't know how harmful it'll be to the real paint on your car.
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:43
more spray paint
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:48
use a pressure washer...the new paint won't adhere well and should come off
Automan21k's picture
Submitted by Automan21k on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:56
I 'm with dastard, if that doesn't work, try asking your local body shop if they can take it off with a buffer.
GIJoeBob's picture
Submitted by GIJoeBob on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 08:59
I ran over a bag of striping paint and I used gasoline to get it off. Be sure to follow up with a good car washing and wax to protect the original paint.
DrTHE0P0LIS's picture
Submitted by DrTHE0P0LIS on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:20
Stripes make it go faster!
waterboy's picture
Submitted by waterboy on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:32
Billy Mays can do with a Sham Wow and Slider grill :-) Sorry about the car...
Armada99's picture
Submitted by Armada99 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:36
I agree on the acetone/gasoline/rubbing compound and buffer. All 3 should do the trick. The longer it sits the harder it is to get off.
rabbmasterflash's picture
Submitted by rabbmasterflash on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 09:46
lol @ YEM
moesley's picture
Submitted by moesley on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 10:21
whoa, don't use acetone on your car. that shit'll strip the real paint off too. like joebob says, use gasoline. it's strong enough to get the spray paint off but shouldn't be strong enough to ruin the normal paint.....unless it's really old and fading already.
revslow's picture
Submitted by revslow on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 10:59
Assholes seem to have a target on you. Spend ten bucks on a fake video camera and some signs to try to keep it from happening again. sorry it happened to you.
G_40's picture
Submitted by G_40 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 11:00
Durty, I used to paint cars for a living and later managed a Body Shop. Don't use gas, acetone or any other active chemical...It would help if I knew the year and make/model of your car, but anything in the last 15 years domestic, or 20 years foreign, will have a clearcoat. these chemicals will damage the clear. Try the powerwash...but don't put it right on the surface or too close to the paitn..sta 8-10 inches away...what dose not come off in the wash will need to be removed by abrasion...buffing or clay bar...I would pick the clay bar for lay people. Local auto parts is your best bet for that, follow the instructions...
TenaciousGinger's picture
Submitted by TenaciousGinger on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:24
I was gonna go with gasoline, but id follow g_40's advice, he would know best given his profession. Err gas is good for removing tar as long as you wash it good imedatly following the gas.. but thats what worked for me..my car was also an 86 at the time.. good luck, I know how you feel. I can tell you from personal experiance, and the fact that I use to egg cars quite regularly ( when I was 16 and a punk on the run) that its more than 1 that did it, and its a group of teens. You will more than likely never catch them, and even though it sucks its not worth it to get so angry over, simply because it will do you harm physically and mentally to stress it. I stoped egging the day i came out and there was bologna all over my car, my car was polka dotted till I sold it a year later..learned my lesson. bologna, pickles, menthol shaving cream fuck up a paint job good!
sicrik's picture
Submitted by sicrik on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 12:32
@Ginger LOL....when I was in high school, we bolongna'd a kids car, used 2 packages, and made it all pokadotted!!! At least I got lucky and they didnt get my black blazer, fucking punk ass kids
LOSTRO's picture
Submitted by LOSTRO on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 15:41
i used some of this Awesome All Purpose Cleaner ® http://www.lastotallyawesome.com/faq.html on my van when somebody used a can of somekind of spray paint. they sprayed a big heart wit tony+val in the middle. the stuff tuff all the spray stuff right off worked nice for me
budman24's picture
Submitted by budman24 on Sat, 03/14/2009 - 15:53
I saw all those things with gas, acetone and such....that will destroy your paint...do not do that. I would suggest a clay bar like g 40 said. I actually just came in from cleaning my car with the clay bar and a good wax. Didn't have any rim cleaner though :(
COULOW's picture
Submitted by COULOW on Tue, 03/17/2009 - 01:24
A joke. What do you call the white stuff in a woman's panties? Clitty Litter.

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