hehehe

Durty

Shared on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 09:59

A woman lying in the hospital in labor getting ready to give birth to her first child, she is yelling profanities at her husband, cursing and screaming and carrying on.  She tells him, "This is all YOUR fault...if it wasn't for you I wouldn't be going through this right now you fucking bastard!!."  After hearing her for so long he finally responds, "Hey, don't blame me, I wanted to fuck you in the ass.  But NO you thought that would hurt."

 

 

Comments

parottthead's picture
Submitted by parottthead on Mon, 07/13/2009 - 12:36
THAT is funny!
Lala Calamari's picture
Submitted by Lala Calamari on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:00
Lol!
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:01
Awesome!
fatLUNCH's picture
Submitted by fatLUNCH on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:06
lmafo!!! good point! That reminds me of the conversation Ryan Reynolds had in the movie Waiting with his mom... she said: i hope you are practicing safe sex.. he responded with something like: we are, we only do anal. she then said: I wish your father would have done the same! LOL
Claude505's picture
Submitted by Claude505 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 10:17
LOL!
M13a77's picture
Submitted by M13a77 on Fri, 07/10/2009 - 12:05
Awesome Durty.

Join our Universe

Connect with 2o2p