Hungover....for the first time ever.

Durty

Shared on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 00:11

Ahhh, MJ...thank you for getting me that drink.....but I think it did me in, lol...but I DID finish it ALL.

So anyways....we showed up to TGIF's to find Kazsor and MJ sitting there drinking....and they had been for 4 hrs already, lol.  MJ is pretty much what I expected, except for WAY taller!!!  I felt positively tiny next to him....and I'm not tiny!!  :lol:  And then there was Kazsor....he's kinda cute, but, well, he likes to wear Hawaiian shirts And from what I understand, he REALLY likes them.   

We sat and drank there for an hour or so and then decided to go play pool.  I don't play pool, I don't know how unless I'm using a mouse and a computer monitor, lol....but I digress.  Another friend of ours joined us there and the guys all took turns playing/drinking/bullshitting.  There was some random conversation about how Batman kicked Superman's ass 3 (THREE!) times.  Kazsor is a genius when it comes to comics....or so I am told, but I still don't think Batman could ever kick Superman's ass in 'real life'.  Oh yeah, and Kazsor thinks he is "Yeah".  Not sure what that means but MJ and I decided it means that he remains under the assumption that he is the shit.  I played with everyone's boobs, licked MJ's, said some really random stupid shit (Turns out the guys wouldn't suck dick -for five minutes- for a million bucks -cash, tax free....I think they are pussies.) and got REALLY drunk.  I'm hungover....I think, never had a stomach this upset after drinking before, lol. 

There was this one chick at the pool hall that had a really stupid tribal tat on her chest, was wearing a black lace Cami, wine colored velvet mini skirt, black platforms and had a Hello Kitty tat on each calf....gad she was horrible looking, lol.  Looked like she went to the Salvation Army and spent 75 cents on the whole outfit....and it was awful!!  I so should have taken a picture of her just so you could SEE the horror.  MJ wasn't lying about the whores though....there were a ton of them...but they were like 16-17 with men in their late 20's early 30's....but that's Missouri for you.  

We brought MJ back to the hotel around 2 am....not sure what happened to Kazsor and his Taxi....but I wasn't paying too much attention by that point, lol.  I did take a couple pictures of the evening fun and I will share them with you....so enjoy!!
 

 

 

 

 

 I can't take pics when I'm that drunk....gawd!!
 

 

 

Comments

SPARHAWK25's picture
Submitted by SPARHAWK25 on Thu, 08/07/2008 - 11:07
I think MJ was lactating
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 15:39
Yes, Venom, it surely is!! I said I licked it!!!
LuxDevil67's picture
Submitted by LuxDevil67 on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 16:57
what's wrong with hawaiian shirts?
Mulchinator's picture
Submitted by Mulchinator on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 18:48
Nice moob, MJ. Sicrik - props on the Heiney.
DARTHFR0ST's picture
Submitted by DARTHFR0ST on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 00:50
at least we got to see someone's tits :)
MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 06:48
Damn..........I need a tan! lmao
JeepChick's picture
Submitted by JeepChick on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 09:41
LMAO! Nice pics! WOOT!
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 10:28
gaawwww! Is that last pic MJ's man boob?

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