Durty
Shared on Mon, 08/04/2008 - 00:11Ahhh, MJ...thank you for getting me that drink.....but I think it did me in, lol...but I DID finish it ALL.
So anyways....we showed up to TGIF's to find Kazsor and MJ sitting there drinking....and they had been for 4 hrs already, lol. MJ is pretty much what I expected, except for WAY taller!!! I felt positively tiny next to him....and I'm not tiny!! :lol: And then there was Kazsor....he's kinda cute, but, well, he likes to wear Hawaiian shirts And from what I understand, he REALLY likes them.
We sat and drank there for an hour or so and then decided to go play pool. I don't play pool, I don't know how unless I'm using a mouse and a computer monitor, lol....but I digress. Another friend of ours joined us there and the guys all took turns playing/drinking/bullshitting. There was some random conversation about how Batman kicked Superman's ass 3 (THREE!) times. Kazsor is a genius when it comes to comics....or so I am told, but I still don't think Batman could ever kick Superman's ass in 'real life'. Oh yeah, and Kazsor thinks he is "Yeah". Not sure what that means but MJ and I decided it means that he remains under the assumption that he is the shit. I played with everyone's boobs, licked MJ's, said some really random stupid shit (Turns out the guys wouldn't suck dick -for five minutes- for a million bucks -cash, tax free....I think they are pussies.) and got REALLY drunk. I'm hungover....I think, never had a stomach this upset after drinking before, lol.
There was this one chick at the pool hall that had a really stupid tribal tat on her chest, was wearing a black lace Cami, wine colored velvet mini skirt, black platforms and had a Hello Kitty tat on each calf....gad she was horrible looking, lol. Looked like she went to the Salvation Army and spent 75 cents on the whole outfit....and it was awful!! I so should have taken a picture of her just so you could SEE the horror. MJ wasn't lying about the whores though....there were a ton of them...but they were like 16-17 with men in their late 20's early 30's....but that's Missouri for you.
We brought MJ back to the hotel around 2 am....not sure what happened to Kazsor and his Taxi....but I wasn't paying too much attention by that point, lol. I did take a couple pictures of the evening fun and I will share them with you....so enjoy!!
I can't take pics when I'm that drunk....gawd!!
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