A lesson....

The only known cure for vagina's is expensive and painful, and will leave you with scar that resembles a penis.

A person with a vagina dies with a vagina, no one is known to have lived for more than 116 years after being diagnosed with a vagina.

Most people diagnosed with a vagina were born with this medical condition.

Vagina's leech blood from their host and after 10-13 years will become full and will expel all excess blood in a regular monthly cycle.

After 40-50 years a vagina will stop drinking blood from its host and start leeching out nutrients from their bones and muscle fibers.

Vagina's are highly addictive, 9/10 people without vagina's will become addicted to vagina's.

Once addicted if you do not get a vagina, in a while you will go through vagina withdrawal.

1/10 people with vagina's become addicted to other vagina's.

Some vagina's smell like fish to ward off predators.

When confronted a vagina will leak a clear fluid.

Vagina's can expand over 10 times it normal size, many vagina's have been known to swallow fingers, hands, arms, and even babies.

Vagina's are not contagious and are not known to move from one host to another.

Vagina's can be passed on to offspring. A person with a vagina only has a 50% chance of having a normal vaginaless child.

Vagina's are constantly cleaning themselves out, but they get dirty again.

In the 1940's Lysol was marketed as a vagina cleaner, it would get them clean but it would not clear up the case of vagina.

Millions of people die every year with a vagina.

As vagina's age they dry up and sag.

Vagina's effect how much you pay for life insurance.

People with vagina's receive lower wages because they have been diagnosed with vagina's.

Vagina's need to be constrained with thongs and panties.

Vagina's can spread most all STD's

Vagina's sometimes blow out air, scientists are not sure why they do this but some believe it is just to be annoying