Lessons learned....

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Durty

For the last time:


Get pictures that have been taken within the last month before you meet someone.


Never meet an old friend of your special someone's to get durty with them, it's harder to say "Hell NO" if you do.


Cute means ass belly.


I have had a kid since then means I am now a huge sloppy fat ass.


I don't get out a lot means I am a fucking crazy bitch.


 


Wanting hot lesbian action does NOT mean I will sink myself to that level, EVER.


I am extremely disappointed. :cry:


 


 

Comments (16)

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FireWtr96·
ouch
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Durty·
Before anyone thinks I'm hating on the chubbies...I'm not. I don't mind if someone is chubby or curvy or even a *little* fat, but this was NOT just a little fat...this was a huge fucking gut hanging down past her couchie. Disgusting.\r \r
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FireWtr96·
OMG............. no one is hating what you said, That sux it happended.
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Durty·
Oh, I wasn't responding to you...just trying to head off some people who may think that I hate all chubbies or whatever, lol. \r \r It did suck...I was really, really looking forward to it....was hornier than a 16 year old boy. After meeting her, I didn't want to have sex with anyone at all anymore, lol....it was horrid.
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punkerjim·
sounds disappointing. having really old pics means that person is probably three shades of ugly now.
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FireWtr96·
from the sounds of it it went from 3 shades to full on
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LOSTRO·
aww i was cheerin for ya while i was reading you previous blog. now ill buy ya some comfort food/drinks to help ya feel better.
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Durty·
Thanks for pulling for me, lol. I'll take some lasagna and tequila now. :D\r
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FireWtr96·
yum
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Trashguy·
So, where do we ship the lasagna and tequila to? I presume you have a safe third-party address to use....\r *grins*
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RivalJJH·
Any correspondence from someone named SexKitten should have been a dead giveaway.
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shred1·
Why am I still turned on? :-)
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MikeJames·
Take some pics! :D
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parottthead·
Always meet in a place public enough for you to drive by and look without getting out of your car!
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Go_Aachmed·
*looks at ass belly and weeps*
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Donk2o2p·
+1 @ mike james :D