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Shared on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:48

For the last time:

Get pictures that have been taken within the last month before you meet someone.

Never meet an old friend of your special someone's to get durty with them, it's harder to say "Hell NO" if you do.

Cute means ass belly.

I have had a kid since then means I am now a huge sloppy fat ass.

I don't get out a lot means I am a fucking crazy bitch.

 

Wanting hot lesbian action does NOT mean I will sink myself to that level, EVER.

I am extremely disappointed. :cry:

 

 

Comments

Go_Aachmed's picture
Submitted by Go_Aachmed on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 17:11
*looks at ass belly and weeps*
FireWtr96's picture
Submitted by FireWtr96 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:50
ouch
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:52
Before anyone thinks I'm hating on the chubbies...I'm not. I don't mind if someone is chubby or curvy or even a *little* fat, but this was NOT just a little fat...this was a huge fucking gut hanging down past her couchie. Disgusting.
FireWtr96's picture
Submitted by FireWtr96 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 12:59
OMG............. no one is hating what you said, That sux it happended.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 13:02
Oh, I wasn't responding to you...just trying to head off some people who may think that I hate all chubbies or whatever, lol. It did suck...I was really, really looking forward to it....was hornier than a 16 year old boy. After meeting her, I didn't want to have sex with anyone at all anymore, lol....it was horrid.
punkerjim's picture
Submitted by punkerjim on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 13:23
sounds disappointing. having really old pics means that person is probably three shades of ugly now.
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FireWtr96's picture
Submitted by FireWtr96 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 13:25
from the sounds of it it went from 3 shades to full on
LOSTRO's picture
Submitted by LOSTRO on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 13:43
aww i was cheerin for ya while i was reading you previous blog. now ill buy ya some comfort food/drinks to help ya feel better.
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 14:35
Thanks for pulling for me, lol. I'll take some lasagna and tequila now. :D
FireWtr96's picture
Submitted by FireWtr96 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 14:36
yum
Trashguy's picture
Submitted by Trashguy on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 15:05
So, where do we ship the lasagna and tequila to? I presume you have a safe third-party address to use.... *grins*
RivalJJH's picture
Submitted by RivalJJH on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 17:17
Any correspondence from someone named SexKitten should have been a dead giveaway.
shred1's picture
Submitted by shred1 on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 17:19
Why am I still turned on? :-)
MikeJames's picture
Submitted by MikeJames on Sun, 11/23/2008 - 17:26
Take some pics! :D
parottthead's picture
Submitted by parottthead on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 13:37
Always meet in a place public enough for you to drive by and look without getting out of your car!
Donk2o2p's picture
Submitted by Donk2o2p on Thu, 12/18/2008 - 18:21
+1 @ mike james :D

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