Oh joy...

Durty

Shared on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:27

After Sic got back from picking up his kid from school I took his car to go pick up my boys.  Well, that was my intention anyways.  I made it 2 of the 3 miles I needed to go before reaching our meeting place and ran out of gas.  I made it into the Kmart parking lot and went to call Sic and let him know.  And then I had to walk back.  2 miles.  In flip flops.  In 85 degree weather.  And then while walking in this lovely heat and humidity, and lamenting the fact that any time I've run out of gas I have been wearing very inappropriate walking shoes........I had an older 'gentleman' stop in a parking lot in front of me and ask if he could speak with me for a minute.  I figured he was a Christian or something wanting to talk to me about God...it happens a lot around here.  Our conversation went like this:

Him: "I just wanted to tell you that you look very sexy today."

Me:  "Ummmm, thanks?"

Him:  "Are you busy today?"

Me:  "Just walking home."

Him:  "Oh, do you need a ride?"

Me:  "No thanks"

Him:  "Well, may I just say that your breasts offset your figure very well.  May I ask what size they are?"

Me:  "NO!!!"  and then I proceeded to walk away very quickly.

Seriously, do I LOOK like a fucking PROSTITUTE?!
 

 

Comments

TheCarnivalAngel's picture
Submitted by TheCarnivalAngel on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 17:48
Uuuummmm..... j/k
TheDastard's picture
Submitted by TheDastard on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 18:26
Can I plead the 5th? j/k
Knaab's picture
Submitted by Knaab on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 19:12
Well, I am not one to judge without visual representation so please at your earliest convenience send a nude photo via PM and I will assuredly inform you of my thoughts....after a few minutes of "alone" time
Bertt's picture
Submitted by Bertt on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 19:14
it seems the older men get the bolder they become.... just wishful thinking on his part. :)
DrTHE0P0LIS's picture
Submitted by DrTHE0P0LIS on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 19:20
Kinda?
Kwazy's picture
Submitted by Kwazy on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 19:39
"it seems the older men get the bolder they become.... just wishful thinking on his part. " Well, if he only gets a 5% positive response rate and asks 50 times per day, that's still 2.5 positives which equates to....er, six boobies? That's better than I've done any day this week :D
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 19:56
Was I wrong to do that? Sorry....
char's picture
Submitted by char on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 20:35
MEOW! you'll understand after you read my PM = )
GIJoeBob's picture
Submitted by GIJoeBob on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 21:22
Boobies make men crazy. Sorry about that.
TheCarnivalAngel's picture
Submitted by TheCarnivalAngel on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 21:46
Did someone say BOOBS?!
Azuredreams's picture
Submitted by Azuredreams on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 22:38
Mmmm.....durty's boobies..... I'm still waiting for those pics to hit your naughty pictures update! +1 kiddo, sorry you had to walk in such nasty weather ;)
shred1's picture
Submitted by shred1 on Fri, 09/05/2008 - 23:27
sounds like you may? better send pics!
BigBlue's picture
Submitted by BigBlue on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 00:18
job suggestion -- retail pharmacy technician
kewljoe's picture
Submitted by kewljoe on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 00:24
show a pic of how u were dressed and I'll tell you...besides prostitutes come in all shapes and sizes
YEM's picture
Submitted by YEM on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 09:59
who runs out of gas? There is a little thing called a fuel gauge :lol:
Baine's picture
Submitted by Baine on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 10:28
Absolutely
Durty's picture
Submitted by Durty on Sat, 09/06/2008 - 13:19
The fuel gauge in his car doesn't work correctly. It's a bitch!!!

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