Back to school, YEAH!!!

So, finally the boy has gone back to school. I don't know which one of us was looking forward to it more. He was tired of hanging with my sorry ass, and I was tired of his fucking cartoons.
Btw Nickelodeon, your on my fucking list.
I got to sleep in this morning, woke to the sounds of some music producers trial on court tv. Not my first choice, the wife is following the trial, sure beats the hell out of:

Are you ready kids!?!
Aye aye Captian!!

I can't hear you!!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!!!!!

OOOHHHHHHH,  Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!?!
GODDAMN SONOFABITCH!!!!

Little and yellow and porous is he!!!
Satan, thee I worship!!!

If nautical nonsense be something you wish!!!
GODDAMN SONOFABITCH!!!

Then drop on the deck and glub like a fish!!!
Jesus, I can't take this shit!!!!

SpongeBob Square pants,
God damn son of a bitch,
Jesus, I can't take this shit,
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!!!!

Fuck, I used to enjoy watching with the little guy, but three fucking months of non fucking stop, Spongebob??!!??!  Like five channels of Nickelodeon, playing Spongebob from sunup to sun down.

So yeah, school is a good thing.