EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!

First, Mr. Chinese Spamman, A heart felt  "Fuck You Asshole" and.... bump.

Second.

We had an earthquake in Virginia yesterday.  I know the west coasties are less than impressed, but it has been 140 years since the last major earthquake occured here so for us, it was an event. The local news stations were doing there best to gin up some drama with teasers such as, "are our nuclear power plants safe?"  (Yes) and reporting that emergency crews were doing damage assesments. (look Junior, some bricks fell off a chimney!!!) 

I was driving to a meeting when the Great Quake of 2011 struck and don't recall feeling it. For all I know I may have thought it was just a piece of rough pavement.  When I got  to the meeting,  there were people  tapping and flicking  their smartphones like it was defcon 2. My wife called me asking if I was O.K and I think she was dissapointed when  I told her I didn't even know it had happened.

So, we survived. We will rebuild.  I'm trying to figure out how to get some Obamabucks out of this.