Conspicuous.

Oh my Jesus Christ on a cracker I just thought of the best joke ever.  But I don't really want to have a simple short post so I'll save it for the end where it will have the most impact.  I shouldn't even say it at all though, because someone will take it and garner fame.

So here's my day, I was just taking my 4:30 pm shower because I'm a jerk who doesn't do anything on days he doesn't work or go to school, and on those work or school days I do very little.  I feel pretty bad about this.  I'm a morbid type person because I know that we will all die, so what's the point in making people smart happy or productive?

I do tend to take things at appalling face value which can get me in trouble.  For example in High School when I tried to ask a girl out for the first time I must have carried myself like it was inevitable and logical.  I got her number but did not play any of the relatio-games that lead to fellatio games.  So she was more polite than interested and I did nothing to hook her.  This has served me well in making blatant choices effectively, i.e. there isn't a man in the clouds, and the soul is not located in the body, and no i don't want any fucking candy stranger man.  Very morbid, I wish I wanted candy more, it may have saved my life or virgin asshole to avoid it, but it would have been a colorful trip.

I would be more upbeat if the chances of my name or rank in life had a better chance to be mentioned in novels, books and the annals of history.  The chances that any of you fine people mention me in works of literary art is staggeringly low.

Speaking of colorful trips, my family has Hilton points and my parents are taking the family to Hawaii because they always wanted to do that, and it doubles as a graduation present.  I'm pretty morbid so I am not psyched about this fully, however I appreciate it... you know, so long as we don't get hijacked, but if we do get hijacked that's just a colorful trip that I wouldn't have ever asked for.  We all die anyway.

Oh, I forgot the joke, shit.