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Shared on Fri, 12/04/2009 - 22:07

I am a natural lorn beater.  I asked my native american inbred co-worker what lorn meant.  She said "is that a word?"  It's not her fault, I'm making fun of YOU (educational system.)  Then to see if she or anyone of average intelligence was capable of grasping my "joke," I pushed further.  I said, so you've heard of the phrase "natural born leader right?"  No, she hadn't, AND I stressed it, as in someone may have said that her she or George Washington was a natural born leader.  I then became fearful of asking her to tell me about George Washington.

I asked my other co-worker if I had the chops or funnies or anything to attempt standup, he kindly said no in multiple words.  I believe him, and his advice was sobering in a respect.  Steven Wright pretty much took deadpan off the table as "his thing."  I'm not Brittish or Jewish.  And I rarely laugh, so maybe I shouldn't try to star in my own life.  I wonder though now, since my confidence is shaken but reality based, do I have the pen for it, comedy, script, or anything else?  Can I even contrive a corny Edgar Allen Poem rap?

I think I say some fairly poignant prophetic things, and gild the lily, and continue to be my own biggest fan.  But it may be the dearth of excellence that is my greatest flaw.

 

Signed, Cunt Dick Shit

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Submitted by HarackCred on Sun, 12/06/2009 - 09:59
Whilst and hitherto blog writing and script manufacturing shall be known as two separate and noble beasts. Strive to know words, they add spice to life. I obviously came down hard on her in this post for not knowing the word, I'm not expressly mad at her for this. But I liked my special little joke and I wanted some appreciation, so there had to be a fall guy. I'm not a racist. This may be a test of your belief in me, but cultures being as they are provide your way and a million others. Some of those other ways are bound to travel counter to your own. And I didn't mean Crossbred.
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Submitted by revslow on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 15:46
So are you saying ALL of us Native Amercian's are here due to inbreeding? At six-feet three and 264 pounds I'd say that makes up rather large for that standard
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Submitted by HarackCred on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 17:22
Absolutely not, it is a fact that she is. It's not her fault either, but I don't agree with most of what she does, so my patience wears thin. On the subject though, native American marriage between the most full blooded descendants is an appalling cultural mandate. I only know what I've been told, which isn't enough, but the prospects of Casino money have within many tribes caused some really backwards thinking.
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Submitted by Fish66 on Sat, 12/05/2009 - 20:58
I fail to see the correlation between the knowledge of unused words and intelligence. But the use of the word “Inbred” instead of “Crossbred” speaks volumes, unless you know that she is a product of immediate family members procreating, which would be a shame and not her fault. After reading on and through the comments I’m sure you meant “Crossbred” which is also an outdated word that holds no relevance in this country of “Mutts” anymore. Again, I don’t see it as an accurate measure of intelligence. I share your concern with the educational system, though it’s not because they no longer teach how to start a fire with two sticks. For what it’s worth I don’t think the writing is a viable option, the stand-up may work, depending on the visual aid you would bring. At the very least you have one very deserving fan.

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