h1n1

So I suggested to my friends that the swine flu offers us a good example of how people would fare during a zombie uprising.  As in, if you get h1n1 you are a zombie.  Well my brother was sick a little bit and i spent time with him before i thought it was serious, he had a few nights of night sweats and then recovered so I didn't worry.  I went to lunch with a girl from my class and found that she was out for the week and a half prior because she had swine flu.  I didn't feel all that well before eating with her, and had been going to work.

I went to the doc's and found that i had bronchitis and maybe h1n1, so they are treating me for both.  They don't test for h1n1 anymore because they assume you have it because of the prevalence.

So I might be a zombie, because of family and or girls.  It's these kind of weaknesses that could doom us all.

I might not be a zombie though, I mean I am, but maybe I'm not.  Like a noble hypochondriac that was coughed on by a zombie, I would likely have to sacrifice myself (or be sacrificed by another non-infected) in order to assure I don't change over.

Of course now that I'm an infected I think there is a grey area, and not-so-secretely I hope I eat your brains.