My worthless opinion. Part 2.

JPNor

Shared on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:02

Maybe it's because my kid is sick and I haven't been sleeping. But little things are just annoying the piss out of me today.

This morning, on the way in to work, I was stuck behind one. And then I noticed another one outside my office.

Vanity Plates.

I'm not grouping all vanity plates into the same category here. Some of them are clever and some funny (see the bottom of this blog). And there are some that are just indecipherable (is that even a word?).

No, the ones that annoy me for no particular reason are the "I'm too cool" plates. This morning, it was a Mustang with the plate "STYLIN". Outside my office it's a Corvette with "CHEKROUT". Then there's this guy, found on a Google image search:

Are ya? Are ya really? How 'bout "TINYCOK" or "NEVRLAID"?

It's inexplicable why this annoys me so much. Maybe because somebody had to spend $35 to tell the world how cool they are. Or maybe because they just felt the need to say it in the first place. Or, quite possibly, because it's somewhere on the originality scale of a minivan with the plate "4R-KIDS". Yech.

But to redeem the negative tone of this post, here's one that I really got a chuckle out of:

Comments

ekattan's picture
Submitted by ekattan on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:04
The guy with the Lincoln LS is probably a proctologist.
Devonsangel's picture
Submitted by Devonsangel on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:08
Wonder how that one got past the censors.
TDrag27's picture
Submitted by TDrag27 on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 10:34
I used to work with a guy who had a camaro with the plates "cargasm". And he was super creepy and gross. I gagged a little bit every time I saw his car in the parking lot.
VenomRudman's picture
Submitted by VenomRudman on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 11:00
I should upload a pic of a plate here at work: FTLONG.
JPNor's picture
Submitted by JPNor on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 11:11
LOL @Venom. Unless you work at Subway, that guy sounds like a big tool!
BasBleu's picture
Submitted by BasBleu on Mon, 10/06/2008 - 18:19
Okay, I had a vanity plate on my 1954 Volkswagon Bug. It said OMYOVAL. Anyone familiar with the '54 VW got it right away, but those uninitiated always asked me if it had something to do with my vagina....go figure.

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