Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

I am a wicked impatient ass. I'll freely admit it. I bought an SUV just so that I'd be less worried about the undercarriage of the car when I bounce up off the curb to go around a line of traffic. I am in sales, and I think I'm pretty damn good at it - I'll hammer a potential new client because I want to get paid, well, yesterday. And when it comes to repairing my 360, there are no exceptions.

I shipped my 360 to Microsoft's repair center on Thursday of last week. Now, the guy on the phone said it would take 2-3 weeks from when I mail it to when they mail it back. So of course, yesterday I'm checking tracking numbers and the service website to see when I'm getting it back. I kind of realize I won't be playing Halo 3 on launch day but at least tell me that progress is being made.

The service website was down all day yesterday because of upgrades to the site. Fine, I have the UPS tracking number - logged in, it was delivered to the repair center on Monday. Yay! 3 day shipping only took.. um, 3 working days. It's incredible how that works. Is the fucking service website back online yet?

This morning, checked it out again. Lo and behold - it's back online! And when I check out my repair status, here's what I'm greeted with:

I am waiting for the missus to call me back with my repair ticket number, and I will immediately be calling Microsoft. Could be a small glitch but I'm a wicked impatient ass and I want my Xbox!