2Old4Tactics Rap...

Ok, I actually was listening to the Beastie Boys "Paul Revere" and thought of these lyrics. Back when I first got on Live, I was playing Halo 2 with a bunch of friends and had my iMac playing music in the background. The song: "Posse on Broadway" came on and I actually started free form rapping about killing people in game. This lasted all thru out the round, and when we got to the post-round lobby my friends couldn't stop laughing. They watched as my rap flowed with a killing spree that helped us win by a landslide. The opponents were laughing because they heard some of it thru proxy chat. It is one of my fondest memories on Live, and then this happened, I started this clan with some guys from the site. We formed 2Old 4Tactics, almost exclusively playing Battlefield 2:Modern Combat. At the time, every clan was playing Halo, I was tired of the game and love to play tactical shooters. So a site member named n3rf (forgive me for the embarrasment n3rf) and grew from there. rabbmast3rflash joined shortly after and helped the clan grow to enormous proportions. Soon the 360 was released and rabb came with me to start the clan under that consoles list of forums. But let me just say before you read further, realize that I am insane and allow thoughts to just run in my mind. I have made some startling realizations, and let me give all of you an example:

(This is a flowing thought process, just go with it)

I think GIJoe is cool, I remember when they first came out with the "Kung Fu" grip. Why does Barbie not have a Kung Fu grip?Couldn't  Barbie use a Kung Fu grip? Wouldn't that be as cool as GIJoe's hands? Why can't you bend Barbies knees all the way back? I just realized that no matter how hard you try, you can never get Barbie to stand on her knees. I bet GIJoe would really like a Barbie that had Kung Fu hands and could stand on her knees.....

( Yes, that picture in your mind will be in there for a while...)

Now back to the subject:

This was something that I thought of and wrote in an hour. If you have it, listen to the song while you read along, it will make more sense. Not that I have any, but this should be amusing to you at least....

Again rabb/n3rf, I apologize for the embarrasment Iam about to lay on you. But I just couldn't help it I had to share this........

Now here’s a little story I gots’ to tell
About 3 crazy gamers you know so well
It started way back in history
With N3rf; Rabbmaster and Kurupt you see
We started a little clanny in 2old2play
Just us, our controllers, and one fun game
We started shooting up the people, blowing up men
Tactics posse coming down weapons in our hands
One lone gamer I be
All by myself without nobody
The screen glaring out in the blackness of night
My headset screamin’ as I get into the fight
Looking for a kill, I ran into a guy
His name was N3rf, I said “Howdy” he said, “Die”

We thought of an idea, to start this little clan
So we started this gig just to shoot at the man
Stick was in my hand, and he was in my ear
Shouting on the field while I was drinkin’ a beer
He said “wanna get a flag?”
I agreed and checked my mag
They had a chance to run
I pulled out a silenced gun
We were quick on the draw they were soon all dead
Zoomed in with our scopes and both saw red

Now my name is N3rf and I’ve gotta license to kill
I guarantee it’s time for you to die and die you will
Now what we have here is a soldier and a beer
Tactics runs this land and we will make that clear
We stepped into the wind he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

Now we got guns and controllers in our hands
We got some options since we be friends
It’s not a tough decision as you can see
“ We can form a clan and you can ride with me”;
“I’ll ride with you if we play tactically”
Every other clan’s playin’ Halo you see
I shot to the left; I shot to the right
I scoped in and shot a timmy on sight
So I got my gun to a flag I run
Shooting timmie’s you see, is god damned fun
Rabbmast3rflash that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne
We gamed for six hours and I got shot
The automatic was hummin’ and the timmie’s was not
This dude was starin’ like he knew who we are
We stood at the empty spot next to him  at the FFAR
N3rf he said, “hey you know his ’tag?”
I said, ”I didn’t.” but I thought he did
Rabb he started throwing out grenades
I stabbed some sniper with a sharp ass blade
N3rf pulled outta rocket and shot it at a chopper
We shot some more kids with a bunch of copper
“ I’m KuruptU4Fun and I get respect
Little timmies dying is what I expect”
Rab and N3rf was with it ‘cuz they my boys
We started stacking up bodies with our automatic toys
The Abram’s tank is out ‘cuz it got dropped
Some punk kid spawned and he got popped
Rabb grabbed the shotty and n3rf sniped a ho
I grabbed my controller and a beer that’s cold.

Again, remember that the source of this (me)is certifiably insane,  if you wanna see my certification, it's tattooed on my ass....