So the funniest thing happened, if you're a sadist
The day was going fine, I finished the main questline in Oblivion. Found out that Battlestations:Midway is on it's way from gamefly. My wife and son were in my big fat bed watching Alias and eating Totino's pizza. My wife and son stop to go get my daughter from the bus stop. Only a couple minutes before they get back I seize. Since most of you have never seen one, I found something close to mine on you tube.
it's scary when you wake up, my body feels like it's been beaten from the inside out. I see the fear that I put onto my wifes shoulders. I am one of the hardest men in this world to intimidate, but I can be brought to my knees and rendered unconcious by this, there is nothing I can do to stop it.
After creating the above link and showing my wife, she informs me that the one in the video is mild compared to mine, mine are far more violent.