Comic Book Wed 01/09 and Crapper rant..

So...I go into my "office" (handicap accessable stall) this morning to make a deposit...and wtf...floaters in the bowl...How freaking hard is it to push on the handle to flush to turds away. Now the poop in question was definetly not of your solid variety...Dude must have been having some stomach issues..then I got to thinking about it...Their is no toilet paper in the bowl......uh does that mean some dude is running around work with some new streaks in his tighty whitteys?. I mean come one man, use some tp and stop the madness.

Now you may be saying, well maybe this was just the left overs or something...That is a possibility, but these toilets are the super flush kind, and you know in about 3 seconds if you are leaving a treat for someone or not...WAIT THE GOD DAMN 3 SECONDS AND FLUSH AGAIN ASSHOLE!!! Then their are the Germ people that are like...OMG I cannot touch the handle, I might get something...Suck it up people, if you are that affraid, use some toilet paper, then grab the handle and flush. Or you could even use your foot to push down the handle, just do not Bruce Lee the handle to break it for the next guy...Then oh I don't know...Wash your damn hands you sick douchebags...

AAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH...Hulk Smash!!!

Oh well...On to this weeks covers.

Amazing Spider-Man 546 (Brand New Day Arc)

Fuckers screwed up the Spider-man story in 545...I am going to give this title 3 or 4 books to change my mind from dropping it..

Mighty Avengers #7

Nova #10 (I really like this title, and the covers have been freaking awesome!!)

Onslaught Reborn #5 (this has been delayed like 4 months, but it is finally done)

Wolverine #61 (Suydam Die, Die, Die!!!! I hate your art....Die!!!!!)(this is the guy that does the a lot of the zombie covers)

X-Factor #27

Kind of a light week, which means I probably missed some covers. I will post any that I missed either today or tomorrow.

Remember to flush the toilet people...