First blog in a month...WTF!!

So looks like this is my first blog in almost a month. And I am way behind on comic covers...Oh well...

Anyway I wanted to share with anyone that still reads my blog a little competition that we have going on in Profanity.

Gauis Caesar has put his craftmanship skills to work and has created 3 flasks covered in leather with the Profanity gas mask, and for some reason he had the awesome idea of putting me in charge of how and who the flasks would be given out.

So I thought about it, and came up with a quiz, and correct answers would get you points and the douches with the most points would get the flasks. Below is a pic of the flasks and then below that are the questions I asked. Yes, I am a little bit of an attention whore, so a few of the questions are about me.

And there might be some info there that might not be know to a lot of people, but oh well, fuck it.

If you guys want to try and see if you can score better then the Profanity douches, give it a shot, or if you don't care that is cool. Oh and if you do score better, nice job, but you ain't getting a flask.

I will post up some of the wrong answers (in the coming days) that the Profanity members have submitted...Bunch of fucksticks...

PROFANITY FLASK COMPETITION


Below are 10 questions (True/False, Multiple Choice, short answer) that you will need to attempt to answer to put you in the running for one of the Profanity flasks Gaius has made (3 of them BTW. 2 red ones with black gas mask, and 1 black with metal gas mask) and they are FUCKING SWEET!!!

Correct answers will get you 1 point. The 3 Profanitarians with the most points will qualify to get their choice of which flask they want, with the douchebag(s) with the most points getting first pick.

In the event of a tie, below are the tie breakers:

+1 point for each ChiTown LAN attendance (you may include the 2009 Lan in your count)

+1 point for being part of a site “staff/helper”. For example, Mod, Press and Writer staff, etc.

+1 point for being a current SCC member.

If we still have a tie after the tie breakers, you will have to battle for you picking order by a who will remain conscience longest during a game of Wisest Wizard.

Your answers are due no later than 5 pm (PST) August 5th, 2009.

Here are your questions.

1. What date did Profanity become a clan on Bungie’s website?

2. What is the Profanity moto/greating/salutation?

3. What does my gamer tag stand for? (Lbsutke)

4. Tell me 5 of Profanity's current members real names. (First and Last)

5. True or False…Dahji is currently living with and humping someone from the site.

6. True or False…(Lbsutke) is going to get kicked in the junk for that last question. (everyone gets a point on this one since there is no correct answer)

7. True or False..I (Lbsutke) prefer a nice ass on a woman rather than larger boobs. (if you get this answer wrong, not only do you not get a point, you lose a point)

8. What is Doodi’s first name?
A. Albert
B. Sally
C. Xavier
D. None of the above

9. Who would get their ass handed to them in battle in the octagon (real octagon not Halo octagon) with Phreaks.
A.Dahji
B.Beldar
C.Doodi
D.All of the above

10. What is Gaius Caesars (Profanity member) real name and what is the name of his “twink” tag?

You can provide me the answers by:
PM
Email (Lbsutke@yahoo.com)
Post them in this thread (one post per contestant, can be edited multiple times)

Good luck and SUCK IT!!!