Hodge Podge of Random PooP..Sexy Shots?

So over the weekend it was time for car seat shopping again...The minions are getting to big (Logan is officially to big) for their cars seats...So after some time researching online, weighing the pro's and cons of different seats/options/weight limits/safety features, checking with friends and consumer reports we decided on these;

Britax Boulevard

Summers Seat

Logans Seat:

They are both rear facing and can conver to front facing...

The damage....just under 600.00 bucks...yeah....felt that one a little bit..

So I get home and take out the old base from Logan's car seat to install the new car seat..I put the new car seat in the rear facing position (since I am not 100% sure of his current weight status other than at the 9 month check up he was 31 inches long and 25 lbs. That was 5 weeks ago). IT TAKES ME 20 FREAKING MINUTES TO PUT THIS THING IN...ARG!!!!! Once I finished strapping every thing in, I get the test subject...put him in the seat and....he is to long...His legs are pushing against the seat and are bent almost 90 degrees..

Damn boy...wtf!!! He just looks at me and does his little smile. Yeah I know...I got to flip it around don't I...his smile gets bigger..basically mocking me..LOL..

So I pull him out, and proceed to flip everything around. I put the seat back in, (in the front facing position)  and this time it only takes like 10 minutes. I strap the shoulder belt through, attach the LATCH connectors and get the test subject...Put him in, buckel up the 5 point harners and ....Boo Ya...his legs have room to dangle and kick, his man package is no longer getting squished, and he has room to grow. He then looks at me, gives me a gigantor smile as to say...Nice job Dad...You did not screw this one up..

Sooo...did anyone see the pics to Tim Tebow's (Florida Gator's QB Heisman winner) possible girlfriend? Holy Crap...she is freaking amazing!!! See below...(props to FaceHumper for getting me the pics)

Brunette, Long straight hair, and a GIANT FREAKING FUN BAGS!!!

WOW....PRETTY MUCH THAT IS ALL I HAVE TO SAY...MOST OF MY BLOOD HAS DRAINED FROM MY HEAD AND MOVED ON TO OTHER PLACES..

So my boobie candies arrived over the weekend and also with that (boobie straw, boobie ice cubes, 4 different kinds of gummie boobies) I had a book of X rated shot recipies sent...So at the end of my blogs I will post up between 3 and 5 different shot recipies for you all to enjoy or get the significant other sloppy and naked with. These might be know as different names/variations so post those up in the comments if you have heard about these, know of a different name, or have tried them first hand.

"69"

1 part creme de banane 

1 part anisette 

1 part Irish cream 

Layer in a shot Glass and have fun..

"AGGRESSIVE BLOW JOB"

1 PART GRAIN ALCOHOL

3 PARTS COLA

MIX WITH ICE AND STRAIN INTO A SHOT GLASS

"ANGELS TIT"

1 part white creme de cacao

1 part heavy cream

Maraschino

Layer the white creme de cacao and heavy cream in a shot glass. Chill for 30 minutes before serving, and garnish with a maraschino cherry.