Another fucking trucker.

This weeks fucking trucker is Goober. I of course changed his name but his real name is equally retarded... Anywho, this fucking trucker calls in and says he made a mistake. At this point I like to remind them of their past mistakes. In his case:

*uncountable torn up 7way sockets/plugs

*tore the pintle hooks off three dollys

*had someone pull him out of a snow bank, bending the cross bar. He stuck his binders under the drives and it damaged the tread on 6 tires. Then he never called in, so when the wrecker got their to winch him out he wasn't there. Later, when he got back, he found out he damaged the cross bar and destroyed $3200 in tires.

*Lastly, his regular truck just had the rear end come apart. A direct result from him spinning the tires in the above winchout.

*Did I forget to mention the roll away? He forgot to set the brakes on the truck. Yea, that damaged a couple pieces of equipment too...

Anyways, this fucker hits something in the road. He bent the cross bar, both tie rod ends and has destroyed 10 tires. There is hood damage, bumper damage, fender damage, fuel tank damage, frame damage and the step is fucked up. Way to destroy a brand new truck jack ass...

The only thing I can think of is that he fell asleep (I would hate to think he was drunk) and he rubbed, gently, up against a gaurd rail. They fired the shit bag.

I try to look for a bright spot in every situation. At least nobody died.