I am a real asshole!

Anyways, if you play games with me or chated with me I am sure you have heard one of my crazy trucking stories...

So, I need to get service on one of my refrigerated trailers. It has a load of frozen meat on it. Very crucial shit too. These loads have a temp band inside the body with the load. It changes color when it reaches a certian temp and if the color is wrong, the load is rejected. That means we bought it.

Back to the story. I call their number and get some broad in Texas. So I tell her who I am and what company I am with. She replies with the standered "how can I help you". I ask her, "how you doin" with my standerd NY accent like I always do. I figure I am just being polite. So she starts to bitch at me!

I am of course shocked. As far as she is concerned I am some schmuck from NY. That was cold and very unprofessional. It troubled me even further when she yelled at the kid. I am thinking the broad whacked the kid too, cause I heard something in the background. 

I lied, I wasn't troubled. I was concerned for my damn refer. She fucked up my info 4 god damn times. The kid crying, my fucked up info and her being rude. Now I am pissed and I felt I need to punish the bitch.

She paged the refer tech and I told him the story. I told him it was easy for me to call TK instead of him. I wanted her fired. He said sure no problem. I said thats great and I will call him on Monday for some more work. I let him know I was going to give her some shit too.

Now ya'all need to keep in mind, I have a revolving door acount with the guy. I spend 5-10thousand a month with him. I have some serious fucking pull. He dont give 2 shits if I call her back to deal some swift ass retribution...

So I made the call(from the pay phone). I said my usual shit. Just like above. She, of course was pissed. She told me she just paged him and I should be patiant. When I spoke next I spoke fluidly with the cool, heartless and just plain mean professional voice that my co-workers know.

I said," they already called me. I just felt the need to call you back. I think you were mean to me. You were ignoring the kid. I think you need to spend some time thinking about your piss poor attitude. You do not know who you fucked with. You no longer have a fucking job. Support your family on that{insert the c-word here}".

The end.