Where the fuck are my glases?

Two pairs of sunglasses have disappeared at my house this week. First off my Itialian set that I have all the replacement lenses for vanished. That was a huge loss due to the cost of the frames and lenses. It pissed me off even more because the fuckers didn't even take the lenses. If you are going to steal something, at least take the good shit. Fucking people can't even do a quality job stealing shit right anymore. Second, my cheap disposable pair disapeared.

Now I don't misplace my glasses, not ever. The bright light, especially, reflected off snow or water is brutal and gives me horrific head aches.

Worse, I can't really afford to go get another set now until payday. I stopped at 3 gas stations on the way in to work and not a single one had cheap sunglasses that were dark.

I bought a six pack of Coors Light last night. 7 dollars and change! What the fuck is that? I can go get a growler at the local micro for 11. I said that was bullshit. How can anyone charge that for Colorado Koolaid?

I guess that is the cost increase for shipping the piss water here to New York.