Car Pool next week

So I have Car pool next week.. it is also the last full week of school, Coincidence I think not :) SO any ideas what to do to these little mormon children that live in a bubble and take personal offense to my Coffee cup in the car ???? lol

to make matters worse they (( the mothers)) have invited me to "teach" a relief society.... (if your wondering WTF relief society is, its where the church keeps the little ladies so the men can have "real" convo's lol  and they get together out side of church as well.  ANY way they "wondered" if I would like to show them how to make an, I KID YOU NOT.....  sound it out, this is excatly how they said it.    .... EYEtaiLAN... translation.(. italian. ) MEAL.... I laughed, because I really thought it was a joke. SADLY it was not.

I think this was a PLOY to get me to meet with the moms so they can Program me to behave on the car pool week.  ALLL year I've had these women stare.... run... hide... and other wise avoid me like the plaque.. but this week hey can ya teach a cooking class??? WTF

SO many ways, I could roll with this... not sure at this point, I'll have a cocktail tonight and think it over.  ((insert evil chuckle)).