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 Ranting to begin in 5.....4.....3.....2.... 1

1) WTF thought car pool was over for a few years but now im doing it for High school.. DO NOT BE FOOLED into thinking your HIGH SCHOOLER is a good driver! PERIOD no exception!  4 days in seen 3 accidents. over confident little Fucks! un real~

ok so maybe a few of you "class moms" dont suck much but its in you...

I work full time... I have raised 3 girls.... when my 5 year old is in class for those 3 hours I party!!!! on the inside of course because im at work but i get No "MOMMMMM" " I wanna a snack" " Come wipe me"" "Im bored" the list goes on.  So when I hear the roar of the bus engine in the morning I do a jig!  Does that make me a bad mom HELL no it makes me an honest mom!

ok so maybe a few of you "class moms" dont suck much but its in you...

I work full time... I have raised 3 girls.... when my 5 year old is in class for those 3 hours I party!!!! on the inside of course because im at work but i get No "MOMMMMM" " I wanna a snack" " Come wipe me"" "Im bored" the list goes on.  So when I hear the roar of the bus engine in the morning I do a jig!  Does that make me a bad mom HELL no it makes me an honest mom!

ok So this blog is not going to get me mother of the year.. GET OVER IT :)


So my oldest has been doing the  "poor me" bullshit,  maybe some of you may know this syndrome, symptoms include but not limited to: dragging ass.... waking up tired.... some breathing issues related to breathing out like Darth Vader when asked to accomplish something, RUDE, ENTITLED and all around Bitchassness. Well upon several conversations with different people, not all Mormons... mind you i was told to be nice... encouraging that her age and hormones make her this way...

ok So this blog is not going to get me mother of the year.. GET OVER IT :)


So my oldest has been doing the  "poor me" bullshit,  maybe some of you may know this syndrome, symptoms include but not limited to: dragging ass.... waking up tired.... some breathing issues related to breathing out like Darth Vader when asked to accomplish something, RUDE, ENTITLED and all around Bitchassness. Well upon several conversations with different people, not all Mormons... mind you i was told to be nice... encouraging that her age and hormones make her this way...

So school started, Which in its self would evoke Joy and enthusiasm but A) i work so really doesn't matter and B) I have to get them ready!

Which leads me to my first blog in awhile, Why do your children leave their brains in Bed in the morning when trying to get them ready? Thankfully Ryan has seen the after math of my War with the maxwell house Coffee tin so he has started to make the coffee before he leaves at the butt crack of dawn which has saved the children this last week.

So Alarm  goes off....  " fuck really 7 already Jesus"

So school started, Which in its self would evoke Joy and enthusiasm but A) i work so really doesn't matter and B) I have to get them ready!

Which leads me to my first blog in awhile, Why do your children leave their brains in Bed in the morning when trying to get them ready? Thankfully Ryan has seen the after math of my War with the maxwell house Coffee tin so he has started to make the coffee before he leaves at the butt crack of dawn which has saved the children this last week.

So Alarm  goes off....  " fuck really 7 already Jesus"

Ok so I agreed to do the cooking class.... maybe because im eagar to see how they will react when they are a "group",.... will they be tougher... stand up to me more... try to form an intervention to get me to stop being a NON stepford Wife? lol I'm not sure this is why I agreed to do it... Its like a train wreck... You slow down... maybe even stop... stare.... and just watch sometimes. This is my Train wreck...

I decided to do baked Ziti...  its very easy... simple ingredients and Im pretty sure they can't mess it up.. while thats baking i'll do Nutella pockets for dessert. 

Ok so I agreed to do the cooking class.... maybe because im eagar to see how they will react when they are a "group",.... will they be tougher... stand up to me more... try to form an intervention to get me to stop being a NON stepford Wife? lol I'm not sure this is why I agreed to do it... Its like a train wreck... You slow down... maybe even stop... stare.... and just watch sometimes. This is my Train wreck...

I decided to do baked Ziti...  its very easy... simple ingredients and Im pretty sure they can't mess it up.. while thats baking i'll do Nutella pockets for dessert. 

So I have Car pool next week.. it is also the last full week of school, Coincidence I think not :) SO any ideas what to do to these little mormon children that live in a bubble and take personal offense to my Coffee cup in the car ???? lol