Easy bake oven MY ass

Ok who ever thought the easy bake oven was easy .... fun...... or practical should be shot.

My oldest daughter now 12 grew up not giving a rats ass about girlie stuff so i was in luck... cars, race tracks, video games, you name she loved it. Than I was lucky enough 6 years ago to meet, fall in love with , and raise my step daughter now 8, Well she is a "girl" in all sense of the word so this last x-mas she asked for one and me being an ass and unfamiliar with the "easy bake oven" i purchased it. Well with luney out of town i try to keep  the girls busy so it seemed perfect to do the oven with them... HUGE MISTAKE

so  you get the thing out of the box... easy enough ( if you ever had to open a brat doll you appreciate easy open boxs)  plug it in.. OH thats right you need a ligth bulb.well all we had was 60 watts well THATS NOT GOOD ENOUGH. we ran to the store to purchase the 100 watters lol.

Home again excited, my kids full of cookie goodness. Well the fun starts. I have three kids... Do you see the first issue? THEY make everything for 2.  ok so as a mom I add a lil more water to make it go a lil more.  OK not the answer. so we try a new pack of smore things.  we open the package and the SMELL of ASS just is everywhere and my oldest is now wondering wtf is this. but the 2 others are still thrilled. we get it poured and only one fits at a time. NOW this is where i felt like a failure. As i slide the damn tray in it would go out the other side I fought with the god damn tray for about 10 mins which is a life time to a kid, to which on the last shove i shoved it clear out onto the counter to STUNNED kids who than continued to call me an idiot,LMAO

well we put in the other try. the 12 yo did it with no problem if it was appropriate to call her a bitch I WOULD OF. well 12 mins in there.. WRONG 19 mins later it comes out CRAPPY and gooey WTF.. well after some investigation I bought some variant of a soft white bulb and screwed it up.. NEEDLESS to say the easy bake oven is in the trash and we made cookies in the damn oven.  Why couldn't she want Light Bright for christmas???