water park moms

ok  rant about the water park I literally live at in the summer... It is a block away so its a easy way to entertain the kids for a few hours each day and about a hour at night with luney... he takes my 3 yo down the Huge ass water slides case im to chicken shit i always think i will drown her lol

OK so who the hell shows up at a big ass water park filled with a few hundred screaming kids with friggin  makeup and hair all done up???? well I'll tell you who abot 80 % of the moms that go to Cherry Hill thats who!

So you ask why should this bother you... well it does on 2 levels. One the obvious your at a water park... WATER being the opertive word here... when hair and makeup get wet they both fall lol fall down the face,,,, and hair falls out of the snazy little curls  you  have done .. both are very unattractive by the end of the day, anyway if your at said water park.. with hundreds of kids... why would you YELLLLLL at some children splashing by you???? if you did not want to get wet... here is a suggestion.. DONT GO TO A WATER PARK. I think it is ridiculous to yell at a child for having fun and getting you a bit wet by passing by.  This in fact happend yesterday which is the reason for my rant. My 3 yo is learning to kick her feet this stuck up snobby dirty whore of a women :) decided it be a good idea to tell my child to knock it off..( yay  knock off that swimming ) lol.. that was her first mistake mind you the second was to think I was above splashing her Maybeline wearing face!  to which I got the OMG and huff..  but made me feel super!

the second cause of this erking me is this... AND mind you its just my opinion, When you take your children to a theme park isn't your intent to interact and have a good time with them? (( most times at least)))   or is it to attend the fashion show it has become? When i arrive the first thing I do is fill up the water guns and go nuts... jump in the water and play.... and generally act like an ASS... as a mom  I think some play time is good?? am I wrong. I get such looks its nuts. By mid day I look like a MAC truck has run me over but my kids are happy and ready for a nap!!!!!  Why has it become in some areas .. or maybe its everywhere or maybe just here in Wonderful UTAH.... ( sarcasm should be noted)  that being a mom is more about how you look or what MAMMOTH mormon mobile  you drive  and how high your hair is poofed in the back... you know that BUMP!!! llmfao oh and how many things you  can make your kid do in a  month lol that rates you as a mom, rather than the fun you have and the happiness of the child?

Eh I guess I'm simple... kids are happy Im doing good.... kids treat others well and with respect , Im doing good... My kids get out of line, they fear me because  I'll Kick an ass or 3 lol  see simple. !

my goal to casually  swim by the " moms" and have my lil one splash them... Game on Bichs!!!!! lmao.... MWahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh