Horry Morry

Heyas all in blog land, what's shakin and all that there? I have been a seriously lazy POS about posting here, because well...I don't wanna damage my cuticles by typing mad and furiously with my killer "two typing fingers". I read a lotta blogs here there and everyhwere, and for the most part, some are seriously fuckin wacked. I visited one where this dude had a shitload of videos from YouTube, and they were all about military air power, tank power, and shit like dat. Then, in the middle of it all, the dude (I assume it was a dude) had these guys power ass fucking. Now, I don't wanna get into someone else's psyche about their sexual shit, but I found this shit seriously hilarious. Hey, look at me, I'm one macho motherfucker, look at my badass flicks of people killin with some awesome war toys...oh wait, and check out Hubert and Bif, stretching each others sphincters out!! I know this dude linked this thing wrong, he prolly was on a copy and paste frenzy, because he posted like 5 of these things a day, and prolly got the one link in there because of a bad copy and paste frenzy. I also assume this because he had like 20+ comments on that single post, and almost everyone was the same, stating "WTF?". Hahaha...I sure wish I coulda remembered to bookmark it, see, I was doing that blog surfing where ya click on peoples favorite bookmarks and shit, and was tired and oh well, unless your into military air/ground power, and power ass mashing, ya prolly woulda forgot too.

The past couple weeks have been all about gaming hard core on the 360. I'm telling ya, it's never a bad thing to have too much cool shit to play every night is it? I mean, from multi-player realeases to single player only releases, the past couple of months for 360 have rocked. Let's see, Gears of War, Rainbow 6: Vegas, New Maps for CoD 3, Lost Planet, I mean I could go on and on. Plus single player shiznit like all the downloadable shit for Oblivion...OMG, is that game like freakin crack or what? Whenever I toss that bitch in the 360, I know it's gonna be a long day/night/week and shit. Oh, and of course, the single player crap in all of these games and more, whew, that's some serious gaming. By the way, lemme ask ya all something here...let's say you have an opening for a multi-player game, and you are looking through your friends list for someone to join you. Do you just invite folks who are playing that particular game, or do you just roll through your list spamming invites to everyone? Personally I do the latter, hell, I figure if someone is just sitting there playing something and they want to do something different, then they have the option. If I just invite people playing that game, chances are they are already in multi somewhere else. So, if you are getting invites from me, and don't wanna play, just ignore it. Don't bother sending me a message saying; I don't have that game, sorry, or some other shit like that. I don't mean to bother ya past the point of "hmmm, PUN's got a game going, should I stay or should I go?" (Ramones!!) If yer ready for an ass stomping, by all means bring your best game and come get some. Or, if your like a lot of the puds on my friends list, you'll still keep playing "Barbie's Horse Trainer" or "Azurik" or some other worthless piece of chit that you play alone, you asswipe. Or just go back to your porn surfing and dick beating you do at least the other 23 hours a day when you aren't gaming, you depraved fuck.

Damn, I know this chick has been in the news like 24/7 and shit, but hot damn, why the fervor over this Anna Nicole chick? American media has got to be the worst fuckin source for info on the planet when here, we got a war going, and this bitch leads the fuckin nightly headlines and shit. It makes me wanna strangle these fuckin media moguls who promote this shit. Why I went to games to this ho is because I was surfing on a vid news site and the fuckin thing has like 20+ stories of this baggage on the top of it's most looked at shit. Can you imagine, being one of our finest, over in Iraq right now, looking at a video feed from the states of any national news, and seeing this shit plastered everywhere, in fact some stations literally haven't even been talking about the war at all in the past few days. Well for those vets and family of those vets who may happen read this someday, don't fret. You have been in the hearts and minds of millions of Americans since day one of that skirmish, and not even the media can downplay the sacrifice you and your families have given to all of us back here in the world (for you non-military types, "the world" always means the US, because as you know, there aint no place like home, plus we have some of the best titty bars on the planet bar none). Only one or two media outlets are even worth a damn anymore, due to all of the competition to get viewers. Do any of these fuckin outlets actually report just the news anymore without any rhetoric or shit? If you know of a place, please let everyone know, I sure would like to find one myself. So, even though I didn't know jack or fuck about Anna Nicole, I don't wanna sound too harsh...rest in peace, you gold digging bitch. Saaaaaaaalute!!

Shit I don't get out much due to a fucked up back and legs due to an accident i had a few years back, so when I do have the urge and power to make a trip, even to the store, I get pretty fuckin excited. I don't mean get wood kinda excited, but fuckin close. So the old lady sees I'm down for some travel and shit, and asks all nicey nicey if I wanna go shopping with her. I get a bit teary eyed, and I start to feel warm all over, and I reply, "Fuck NO". So she leaves and then I grab the keys to the pick-up and head out to the local grocery store for some mad munchies shopping. If I go grocery shopping with the wife, I swear it's like a contest and shit with her. Every fucking item I pick up, she looks at me, and says some shit like, If you buy 2 of the smaller sizes, you get a better deal, or we can get that for 17 cents cheaper at the other store, OR...you don't need that, it's loaded with salt and sugar, and fucking shit like that. I mean, it takes all of like 3.467 minutes exactly to bring my head to explosion and shit. Then I just get all pissed, and start what like to call..."PUN Shopping". That's where I start at one side of the store, and just start throwing shit into the cart as she sits there giving me looks that could kill a fuckin busload of nuns and shit. You should see the pantry in the garage full of shit from PUN Shopping...let's see, I know there are some canned leeks, some wierd jelly type shit, like 10 packs of chinese food starter, about 10-15 cans of some foreign shit I have no idea what it is, but it had a happy face on it, so I kept showing that to her while tossing them into the cart, kinda like how a game show cutie shows off a new car snd shit. For all I know they could be octopus dick or some other shit like that.

Anyway, yhou get the idea...so now, after umpteen years of marriage, she usually don't say jack to me when I grab the goodies. Anyway, alone I can take my time and do my goodies shopping in peace. So of course, I have to first head to the chip section, and wow, it's like heart attack bonanza at the store I'm at, they got serious selection. Then of course I head over to the beef jerky section and scam a few bags of industrial sized dried meats...mmmm good shit Maynard, especially heavily peppered. Then of course I head to the candy section...not for candy, I'm not big on sweet shit, salty is the way to go baby. I snag as many pumpkin seeds as I can find and then I'm ready to check out. I kinda have a complex after I see just what I have up there on the treadmill to the check out. All I can think about is the people around me thinking, wow, what kinda diet is this fucker on? Then I feel really wierd seeing I now have like 5 gorcery bags full of pure crap. The guilt lasts for like 30 seconds though, because when I get home, I know I'm gonna sit down, throw some game on and have a fuckin buffet of bad shit for snackin goodness. Plus I have to hurry home and hide all the shit I bought throughout the cupboards so the wife don't get all up my ass for the money I just pissed out on this shit. Being married...who says you can't act like a kid, cripes, your sanity demands that ya do, or all ya hear is bitching. Makes me feel like a damn 10 year old hiding a porn mag from the parents and shit.

Well damn, enough bullshit for today, I know that my rants and tyrades for this week just aint up to snuff, but I think it's due to me feeling like warmed over shit for the past few weeks. Like I said before, I was in this serious accident years ago, that still fucks with me from time to time. Thank goodness for medication baby. Speaking of which, I need to over medicate, ummmm I mean take my pills responsibly again, so I'll leave you with that...bitches.

PUN

Thought for the day: Be nice to others, until they turn their backs to ya. Oh yea, and remember, I hate everyone equally.